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Name's Jolene Ngu. I turn a year older on April 29th. Asian. Fourth year in SMK Seafield.
I ♥ photography, the colour Orange, sushi, tiramisu, Elmo, Bloo, penguins, daisies, maxi dresses and London. Shopaholic. Monkey lover. Service Above Self. 24/7 Talking Machine. Fashion Freak.

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Previously.
Missed Me?
You.
The Day We Decided To Be Anti Socials.
Interesting Facts.
Hello, Eathlings.
'11 Resolution.
2010 Recap.
Holiday Job.
Deepavali Eve 2010.
The Search Of The Jewish Nose.
Memories.
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Missed Me?
Thursday, 29 September 2011

當你決定 你要離開我
我沒有說什麼
就當作你自由



Hello earthlings. Trials are about to be done. I have Physics papers tomorrow and then PMR break will be here. It's study all the way till SPM. 46 more days. :/


Anyways, on an unrelated note, this morning there was an explosion at Empire Shopping Gallery. :( Not many were injured and thank God no one passed away. When I heard the news the first person I thought about was Sam. I contacted her and thank goodness she was okay. She could still joke about it. :P I hope that mall will be back to normal soon. It will definitely be tough when they reopen. Customers will be afraid and buisness partners will probably back out. :( I hope all ends well. That place carries a lot of memories for me. Yes, it may only be a year since it's grand opening but, I spent my entire end year holidays there, working. Crabtree & Evelyn and Empire will always be close to my heart, in a way. Cheesy I know. :P Anyhoo, I should get back to Physics soon.









Yours truly,
Jolene, I should blog about Adrian's birthday next. ;)
9/29/2011 12:44:00 AM

You.
Wednesday, 27 July 2011



Love, you're so distracting
aam I overreacting, for feeling this way
and ever since I met you, I can't keep my attention
and you are to blame.







Yours truly,
Jolene, I am not prepared for trials. :( :(
7/27/2011 11:36:00 PM

The Day We Decided To Be Anti Socials.
Sunday, 24 July 2011
This post is so overdue. I am such a lazy blogger now. Heee :P Anyways, HELLO! HOW HAVE YOU ALL BEEN? I LIKE TYPING IN CAPS BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE I'M SCREAMING! :D AHAHAHA.



So, right after our Mid Terms, Cheryl threw a birthday party. We weren't given a choice to go or not okay! LOL. Kidding. It was pretty good. Some of us were still quite in the you-talk-to-us-all-you're-getting-is-a-stare phrase. 2 weeks + of exams and this is what happens. So, we just sat around and ate our hearts out and take pictures while the others were playing games. That's how we roll nigga'. :D AHAHHAAH. I wasn't in to mood to socialize that day. I apologize, Cheryl. I know you still love me. :) :)



The other two retards who kept me company and became anti socials too. AHHAHA


Su Fun think she very cute. Pfft. :P



How we became friends? We shared the same level of spasticness. :)



Marianne, Andrea #takeone



Marianne, Andrea #taketwo



My chinese boy. ;)



Su Fun. Priyanka.



The background is prettyyy. :)



Pei Qiiiiii! :)



Faye. Marianne. Su Fun.


Faye can finish that lolly in 3 hours. I am not kidding.



HAIIII! :D



She invaded the kitchen, like a boss.



I still don't get this pose.



Who were we imitating again?



:)



Will be back soon, I hope. Trials are coming soon and SPM is only 132 days away. God, help me. Been paying regular visits to Starbucks lately because I can't study at home. A little too many distractions. :( I envy people with study rooms in their house.


Before I leave, here's something to look at while I'm gone.



SO LONG SUCKAS! ;) AHHAHHA.






Okay, that was gay. Sorry. Miss me! ;)












Yours truly,
Jolene, oh my gosh, I just realized I don't have a photo of Cheryl even though it was her party. Doomed.
7/24/2011 08:42:00 PM

Interesting Facts.
Tuesday, 26 April 2011
1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.

2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz motto is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best or nothing”.

6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.

7. The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.

8. The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.

9. Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.

10. The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

11. Dalmatians are born without spots.

12. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

13. The ‘v’ in the name of a court case does not stand for ‘versus’, but for ‘and’ (in civil proceedings) or ‘against’ (in criminal proceedings).

14. Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, but women’s shirts have the buttons on the left.

15. The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids.

16. The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it’s already been digested by a bee.

17. Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks.

18. The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones.

19. Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.

20. Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.

21. The verb “cleave” is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate.

22. When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red.

23. When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.

24. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor.

25. The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney.

26. Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.

27. Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan.

28. It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.

29. The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples.

30. There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower.

31. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.

32. Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.

33. It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.

34. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

35. Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.

36. The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air.

37. Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.

38. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like it
is smiling).

39. Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command “go hang yourself.”

40. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.

41. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

42. The average person laughs 13 times a day.

43. Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)

44. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

45. German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.

46. Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump.

47. Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.

48. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

49. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.

50. The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!









Yours truly,
Jolene, Mid Term is right around the corner! :(

4/26/2011 11:18:00 PM

Hello, Eathlings.
Saturday, 23 April 2011
So, I know it's been 3 months since I've posted here. Anyways, alot has happen in the time being. I've learned so many things. I went for Bomba Camp. I got at least 4 shades darker. I had my IU done. At the end, it went well. I had my LCD screen on my DSLR cracked. I don't know how. I had it fixed. I had my external crash on me. I didn't get to rewatch Autumn Concerto because my external crashed. I bought a new external. I hope it works fine. I learned who my friends are. Some people just can't stay true and not bitch behind your back. The weather has been rather crazy. My modem got fried by lightning because the weather was crazy. Yes, I know I sound so monotonous from this entire blogpost. I shall leave it that way. :)








Yours truly,
Jolene, will be back with hopefully, pictures. :)
4/23/2011 07:31:00 PM

'11 Resolution.
Monday, 31 January 2011
I'm now back in my hometown. This year has been so hectic, I only get to blog now. Will talk more about hometown in the next post. :) Anyways, my resolution list is up! Yes, most of you are probably saying "like, finally!" So here it goes! :)





- It's SPM year so I've got to study hard. I've got to get my study schedule on the go.


- Don't let h/w pile up.


- Be reasonable when it comes to spending money.


- Sleep earlier and try not to stay up late.


- Update blog frequently.


- Stop procrastinating. Like really. All my blog post are all drafted. Hehs. :P


- Post up pictures on blog and quit being lazy about it.


- Spend more time with friends and family. :)


- Stay happy. :)













Yours truly,
Jolene, next up CNY post. :)
1/31/2011 05:09:00 PM

2010 Recap.
Friday, 31 December 2010
It's the end of 2010 and the beginning of 2011. I've learned alot from this year. Be it the easy way, or through lessons. A new year is coming. School begins. SPM is here. Brace yourself, Jo. I do this every year. Every year there'll be a Recap followed by the Resolution list. :) As usual, pictures throughout the year will be posted here.
:)




Spending time with friends.


We smile and cry together. :)






Yearly sleepovers.



Retarded neighbour. ;)

.
The chicas.


The boys.

Birthdays.


Priyanka's 16th birthday on 10.10.10 :)


Andrea's sweet sixteen.

Dipping sessions.

With Marianne and Cheryl.




Fooooood.

Tony Roma's.


My new found love for cherries..


and tomatoes. :)


Tokio Hotel and CF Rally.



The sex symbol. ;)


Rally'10.


Geek Chic phrase that I could not get out of. ;)







Yearly shopping trip with the chicas.




Worked at Crabtree & Evelyn. :)




First thongs purchased for a friend.




Photoshoot.




Heart shaped bruises.



Photos with the new DSLR. ;)



Pavillion.



My love for flowers will never end. :)


Cameron Highlands.


One of the many jumpshots. :)


Bombarded photos.







Self shots.























because I'm cool like that.



Sorry for the delay of this post. Been rather busy these past few weeks. I promise the Resolution list before end of the month kay? :)










Yours truly,
Jolene, 2011 is going to be a busy year.
12/31/2010 01:36:00 AM